you're not nearly as handsome as me
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Wow
CANT UNSEE
Basic Summary of Sniper Wlof:
Can shoot at a range of 5000 meters
Can direct bullets around walls.
Can hear target from around 2000 meters.
Crits all the time.
Level 35.
LaD: Ok, let's continue on!
*Skips scenes straight to the warehouse confrontation*
Cyborg: Wlof? What are you *blows up after you kill him with the spare plasma rifle I gave you*
Mcjesus: Meh.
*goes to the elevator*
BBR: Finally, we're nearing the final part of our excursion here, The Main Armory.
LaD: According to this, we're going be here for....30 minutes.
BBR: F**k. Also, I retired from modding, my banhammer is now just a golden hammer, still effective though.
*30 minutes later*
Mcjesus: Here we are..the armory.
Sniper Wlof: I have level 9 access, I'll open all the doors. *slides card on to a security panel*
*All doors unlock*
*"Hallelujah" chorus plasys in the backgroud*
LaD: Gauss rifles.
Mcjesus: Pulse Rifles.
BBR: TAC Launchers....
Bryce: Drones.....
Tom: Particle Rifles...
Sniper Wlof: Rail Sniper Rifles......
Remyl: Oh Get your toys already.
*After we get our new improved weapons*
LaD: Now we can take on Frank!
DaL(loudspeaker): NOT IF I HAVE A SAY IN IT!
*We get sucked to somewhere*
All of us: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*You fall into Sniper Wlof's..........I'll leave it at groin*
Mcjesus: Oh fuck yes. *looks up* Aw shit.
kekeke
Oh, and when you looked up, Sniper Wlof was PISSED BEYOND BELIEF.
Hell may hath no fury like that of a mad woman, but a Mad woman hath no fury like that of a mad Sniper Wlof.
McJesus: Hoh geez.. *runs away into the distance and hits an invisible wall* Argh goddammit!
LaD: What the..
DaL [Over PA]: THATS RIGHT, YOUR IN AN INVISIBLE BOX. BWAHAHHAHAHA
Bryce: Wait, I know how to defeat this box!
*Imitates a mime opening a large invisible box*
Mcjesus*Seriously Injured*: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *falls down past wall* Oof!
LaD: At least it worked.
DaL: God Damnit.
LaD: Hey DaL, Why are we fighting again?
DaL: Because I've always been in your shadow of the limelight, why?
LaD: Why not join us? You get an equal share of the limelight.
DaL: ...Aw why the hell not?
Unknown voice in a gas mask: GOD DAMN IT!
BBR: What the hell was that?
LaD: Wait let me contact the chief.
SMC LaD: Chief, we completed our objective, we're heading back via Jeep.
SMC Chief: Ok, the back door leading to the jeep is unlocked, you should be able to get there without bloodshed.
SMC BBR: Awww, I like bloodshed.
DaL: Well, let's go.
*Several minutes later*
British Guard 20: Sir, who are these-AHHHH, MY BRAIN!!
Mcjesus: WTF?
Physco: MUWAHAHAAHAAHA!
All of us: WTF!??!?!!??!
British Guard 20: Remember me.. as a drain on society. *dies*
Mcjesus: How the-
Physco: Hell I survived the bullet? That was a clone you retard! *Fire physic waves* My plan to get Frank here, our original leader and overthrow you is partially ruin, but he's already got hundreds of AL cells waiting to overthrow the World British Government, and is readying to declare war on the United Dimensions.
LaD: RUN!
British Guard 21: There they are! GET THEM!
*MGS Alert theme plays until we get to the jeep hangar*
DaL: I'M OPENING THE DOOR!
*Door slowly rises*
Sniper Wlof: Get into the Pigs! We'll have to hold them off!
Mcjesus: Eat this! *burst shot* And this! *Burst shot* AND EAT THIS YOU SONS OF BITCHES! *Burst Shot*
LaD: TRIPLE BURST SHOT! *Takes down 15 guards*
Bryce: Door is open! HANG ON!
Physco: NOOOO! *levitates* YOU WON'T GET AWAY THAT EASY! *follows us at high speeds*
Note: You can do the chase scene, but you have to end the scene where everybody crashes into another and they land close to a cliff without being severely injured
Urgh.
Screw it, I'll just write the main part, you end it with something snappy.
(Just don't kill anybody off unless I say you can, and we're off limits)
Physco: Take this *psychic blast* and this! *Psychic Wave*
DaL: *Car goes out of control* OH SHIT! *puts hands on wheel* Must.......get...CONTROL! *stablizes* Phew!
Mcjesus: *another car* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LaD: Damn it *stabilizes car* Next time, I drive.
Bryce: OH SHIT HE'S GAINING ON US!
Sniper Wlof: I'll take care of him. *TRIPLE SNIPER SHOT*
Physco: PSYCHIC SHIELD! *bullets are deflected* MUWAHAHA SONIC BLAST!
Sonic: Did someone- MY EARS!!!!!!111
LaD: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*POP* OH SHIT A TIRE POPPED!
*several pops later*
DaL: WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL!
Mcjesus: God, I'm sorrying for everything I ever done.
Physco: YES, SCREAM LIKE THE BABI- *Bryce's Car flips and heads straight for him* OH SHI
*large blast later*
LaD: Oh god, this jeep is crushing my back.
Physco: It's not over yet.
Mcjesus: I'll Help you there. *lifts jeep*
Physco: FF STYLE FIGHT!
PSHHHHH
BOSS ENCOUNTER
Duh duh duha duhduh dhuhhh duhhud huhuh uduh dduhh
Pick the 4 that goes in front and the 4 that goes in the back!
LaD, Mcjesus, Bryce, Tom, BBR, Leejay, Sniper Wlof, and DaL.
LaD, McJesus, Fighter jet HF-9022 and a giant nuke from an alternate reality.
And then a giant nuke from an alternative reality came along and destroyed us all.
Old LaD: And that's why it's the greatest game ever!
G Force.
The ultimate video game show. Experience. Limited edition. While stocks lsat.
Haha funny links.
At least SOMEONE thinks so. :D
Decided to watch the links.
I will never watch that guy's videos ever again, makes me laugh too much.
But they are funny.
Woo! You uh, know those vids are mine, right?
Oh..uh..well....See ya *runs very far away*
Zing.
guyz dont click its RickRoll
guys dont click its RickRoll
Kde777
fuck.. people never stop of posting news.. i'm going to bed..
McJesus
49 and going strong!