RabiesIsMe 2008-03-14 20:48:26

Deshred, you say?

sweet-tooth-pico-fan 2008-03-15 02:17:20

I've known you for so long and I'm only pending? :'C

LightandDark 2008-03-15 03:27:42

*hands you a revival hypo* LaD: Fix him up, I'm going take care of this little pest....

DaL: I HEARD THAT!

LaD: *aiming with Nikita* Come on, just a few more beeps... *beep, beep, beep* GOTCHA! *launches missile*

DaL: *Hind is hit* It'll take more than one missile to take down this baby, it may not have chaff, but it sure as a hell got top of the line armor!

LaD: Well, thank god I got a missile launcher with a repeating function!

DaL:.............NOT IF THIS GETS YOU *launches a missile*

LaD: Please to god work *throws chaff grenade* EVERYBODY DUCK!

*missile hits, but just after chaff grenade exploded, so it only has half the power*

LaD: Everybody ok?

C.Cube: *cough, wheeze* He's......got*cough* me chief.

Mcjesus: C.CUBE!

SMC Leejay: C.Cube! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!

C.Cube: Too late, too bad those hypos of.....*wheeze* can't penetrate my *very hard wheeze* plating.......*dies*

Mcjesus: C.CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LaD: Damn, he's right, my hypos wouldn't be able to bypass his plating to reach his biofluids, he's gone.

Mcjesus: *wipes tears from his eyes* Take out that son of a bitch for me.

LaD: Will do, but he'll probably survive this.

Mcjesus: How the hell-

LaD: He's basically Liquid Snake, and do you know how many times he should've died?

Mcjesus: oh.........

LaD: Now hear this DaL!, THIS, IS MY BIG BUDDY! *Fires three missiles*

DaL: OH SHIT! *tries to manuver Hind, but just ends up smashing the Hind against the wall* Well, if I'm going down, you're going down with me! *presses trigger, but nothing happens* What the?

*Hind suddenly starts to fail, with the Hind exploding at vital points*

DaL: OH SHIT, Hang on, you'll still flyworthy *Hind goes past our visual range* Well, I'm completely *BOOM*

Mcjesus: C.Cube.....how we had failed you...............

kdfsjljklgjfg 2008-03-15 13:41:44

You took so long to post a new one that I totally forgot about it, lol. Keep it up.

The comic itself, not taking a long time.

LightandDark 2008-03-15 17:12:20

*BEEDLYBEEP, BEEDLYBEEP*

LaD:...I'll get that.
SMC LaD: Hello?
SMC General: LaD, Don't mourn for C.Cube yet, there could be a way to revive him?
SMC LaD: How? Black magic? Opening him up and doing a direct biofluid transfusion?
SMC General: No, a few years ago, a research team come up with a experimental serum that could potentionally revive robots that were using biofluids, last month, they finished it, and started to manufacture it. I have two full vials, one is supposed to be enough, but since you can't overdose on these, we'll use both on these.
SMC LaD: Uh sir, We're not fond of carrying C.Cube's corpse, due to the fact that his platings make him very, very, VERY heavy.

SMC General: Who said anything about carrying him? Ok, look through your backpack, there should be a small hoop in there.

SMC LaD: Very small in fact, and why is there a button this?

SMC General: It's a Personal Storage Hoop (PSH, also known as something to explain why they can carry so many thing), stretch it enough so you can fit C.Cube in it, then press the button, press it again once he's in. Then to get him back, just visualize what you want, and you'll get it.

*stretches it, presses the button, the hoops creates blue portal, You and I put C.Cube in it, then presses the button again*

LaD: Well, that was easy.

Mcjesus: But I don't like burying my

LaD: No, we're storing him until the General gets that serum of his.

Mcjesus: What serum?

LaD: It's supposed to revive robots that use biofluids.

Mcjesus: *jumps up* WOO!

LightandDark 2008-03-15 23:01:35

LaD: Uh Mcjesus, even if he gets the serum, we would still have to complete the mission.

Mcjesus: Oh yeah.....

LightandDark 2008-03-16 13:22:58

*several minutes later*

Mcjesus: Wow, somehow, by playing go fish, we teleported to the tank hangar.

Tom: Hey guys.

Mcjesus: Now if you excuse me, I want to lead.

*steps in*

Mcjesus: So far so *lasers start to cut you up* OHGODIONGUDSHGIjgdajgop-*you're turned to mush*

*BEEDLYBEEP,BEEDLYBEEP*

SMC Remyl: Hey guys, there's some lasers there, you're going have to smoke to see them.

SMC Mcjesus: Mmm, mymhmmh, mmmH!

*takes ration*

Mcjesus: Great, now I have to smoke this cig, which is covered in chocolate, and somehow takes down my LIFE away.

*starts to navigate lasers*

Mcjesus: Oh man *cough* , this is so fucking hard, *cough, cough* stupid bitch had to tell me after *COUGH*, and, *takes out cig* I'm done.

*We all copy you*

BBR: I'll lead this time, into the *steps on a Claymore* OH SHI- *gets blow up repeatedly*

*BEEDLYBEEP, BEEDLYBEEP*

SMC Remyl: Hey BBR, there's some mines there.

SMC BBR: Stupid bitch.

LaD: Well, at least that's over, right? Oh, and then here comes a tank that's about to own us.

*tank comes out, and fires at us, but after the smoke clears, we're unharmed*

LaD: Dude.

Cyborg: Dude just throw grenades at me.

LaD: Oh. *we throw enough grenades at the tank for it to stop functioning*

*BEEDLYBEEP, BEEDLYBEEP*

SMC Remyl: Hey LaD, a tank will come out and-

SMC LaD: SHUT UP YOU LAZY LATE BITCH!

LaD: Now, where we...

*at the Utilities Armory, B-2*

LaD: Let's go find that creator, *uses Nikita to take down the electricity generator*

British Guard 10: OH GOD, WHAT HAVE WE *gets impaled on a blade*

British Guard 11: SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM *gets impaled as well*

*figure that looks like someone in a nanomachine ninja suit decloaks*

Nano Ninja:...........follow me.

LaD: This seems like a really bad idea, but whatever.

*goes inside*

Nano Ninja: Boo.

Natcon: OH GOD *starts pissing everything*

NN: OH GUYS, GUYS!!!

*we come in*

Us: Hey, what's going-OH SWEET JESUS, IT'S EVERYWHERE!

*Jesus comes down*

Jesus: Hey gu-OH GOD, OH GOD!

*God's hand come down*

God: Hello my-OH SHIT, ALL OF THIS PISS IS EVERYWHERE!

Leejay: DUDE, STOP!

LightandDark 2008-03-16 13:25:59

*during the ninja appearance*

Cyborg: We shall meet again,, as Barbuda would say, "The proud, will always come back for the picking"

Eloct: *first appearance, tried fighting ninja, got arm cut off* What?

Cyborg: The raven on my head, thirsts for his blood.

*raven pops out*

Raven: Damnnnnnnnnnn right ni**er