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LightandDark 2008-02-28 07:33:19

C.BR: Wait, Mcjesus, set your portal gun's frequency to M2K9584S, then fire it at us, it should seperate us.

Mcjesus: What do you mean 'should"?

C.BR: Well...there's a chance that the resulting blast will actually make clones of us, since the C. me can't remember if that was the seperation freqency or the cloning frequency.

Mcjesus: (Thinks about clones of C.BR) UGH, you just had to give me that mental image, didn't you? Well anyway, *tunes portal gun* FIRE! *PHEOW*

*Special effects on C.BR, with the end result them being seperated*

C.Cube: Now that's over with, let's go where we should have went in the first place.

*at the police station*

Police Chief: Thanks for the help, we have been tracking down these guys for a while, but just what is the package? and the canary's surprise?

Mcjesus: Well, I did get a package for my Hadron Collider, and two days later, our home dimesion was destroyed. Also, we did had something similar to those brown suits, except there they were called terrorists........

Police Chief: The more we investigate, the more this conspiracy seems, why do they do this, religious beliefs? is it a first strike? Well, I guess you are going to find out, since we know of a secret meeting for them, but we don't have any men to send. Also, take everybody, you may need them.

*several hours later*

Mcjesus: Shhh, they're just arriving.

McJesus 2008-02-28 07:33:19

kekeke

LightandDark 2008-02-29 07:27:18

Brown Suit 1: Is everything ready?

Scientist 1:.....yes.

Brown Suit Leader?: Good, then we can bring out Frank Horrigan.

Scientist 2: FRANK HORRIGAN? (<a href="http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Frank_Horrigan">http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Frank_H orrigan</a>) Are you crazy? HE'S VIRTUALLY THE ANTICHRIST?!?!

Brown Suit 2: *points AK-101 at him* Bring him out.

Scientist 2: *gulp*Ye-yes sir. *flips some switches*

Brown Suit Leader?: Good. *portal starts to activate* Yes, YES! Get the tranquilzers, and the reprogramming machine!

Brown Suit 3: Already have the tranquilzers sir, AM-AN 200 and 264 are getting the reprogramming machine.

*portals completely stablizes, then loud banging is heard*

BSL: He comes....

Scientist 1: .....................................
....I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! *tries to get away*

BS2: Oh no you don't. *burst shoots Scientist 1 in the legs*

BSL: HE IS HERE!

*a two feet long leg comes out, then another two feet long leg, then the rest of the body, which makes the entire height of Frank 9 feet.*

Frank:............Who are you people? You are not the Enclave.

*at the hideout*

LaD: Holy shit, that guy's huge.

Mcjesus: Really? Let me see......

(Look at the page about Frank Horrigan and the picture of his head)

McJesus 2008-02-29 07:27:18

*Frank runs at MJ*

McJesus: Ahh! *wildly shoots a portal*

*frank and mj are sucked in and disappear*

All: .....

TO BE CONTINUED

LightandDark 2008-02-29 17:32:45

(Real life moment)

WTF?

*My brain comes out*

My Brain: Hey, Mcjesus, you're at a hideout, about 1000 yards away from the actual location, we're using super binocolars. *whacks you on the head*

Now retcon that!

McJesus 2008-02-29 17:32:45

kekeke

LightandDark 2008-02-29 18:45:10

My Brain: Oh, and before I go back, where the fuck are you? It could really help me with posting comments so you can respond nearly immediately.

*goes back to inside my head*

........That, was freaky.

McJesus 2008-02-29 18:45:10

D: I'm tired of this now. Leave it at "TO BE CONTINUED" and we can bring this back up later.

Phil 2008-03-01 05:20:31

WELL WHY ISN'T CAPS LOCK IN CAPS?

McJesus 2008-03-01 05:20:31

THE IRONY OF THE SITUATION MADE IT SO

LightandDark 2008-03-02 09:43:49

LaD: MCJESUS!!!!!!!!

...........Shit, he's fucked, we don't have Pulse Rifles or Guass Rifles. (Military only and the only weapons that can actually hurt Frank)

C.Cube:......You know what? We're not going on another trip, looking for Mcjesus' body if Frank didn't completely FUBARed it, and looking for a doctor that can perform revival on someone who's just been Franked. I'm going foward in time, getting a pair of binoclouars that has a range of 1000 yards, and giving it to the police chief for us to use. *turns the knob on the portal gun* See ya!

*PHHHHHHEOOOOOOOOOOOOOW*

*back at the meeting with the police chief*

Police Chief: And your stakeout will be here, so, any questions?

Mcjesus: Yeah, if the meeting is over there, then how come we're in a building that's 800 yards away from it to watch the meeting?

Police Chief: Because I have a pair of binoclouars that has a range of 1000 yards and has a infared laser that can pick up sound, it's a prototype, since they're making ranges much longer than that.

Mcjesus: Oh.