you're not nearly as handsome as me
Age 33, Male
Miscreant
Joined on 10/4/05
Mcjesus, keep making more, they're so god damn funny!
Oh, and since you're NG President shouldn't you be.........*looks back at first page*Oh wait, I forgot, this was supposed to be a flashback.
Know where I can get some Weetbix?
Also, Duck, there's a sniper in that tower behind you, and he's about to load the magazine.
Sure thing LaD.
Being NG President doesn't exactly affect my daily life. :) Well.. severely anyway.
Weetbix is Australian I believe, so just google it, it's probably named Americ-O's or something elsewhere.
OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW A ROCK
VSHWOOOO
"Argh!"
*puts on infrared glasses*
Ok, there are 1, 2, 3 *few minutes later* 50 infrared lasers pointing at you.
I suggest you take wear these Dragonskin Vest and Helmet.
You're going to need it.
Also, Weet-Bix is in Canada, go figure. *runs out to store to buy Weet-Bix*
WAIT LEMME USE MY PORTAL GUN
SHWOOP
SHWOOP
TAKE THAT TURRETS
OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!! THE SAVIOR IS HERE!!!!!
SWEET
Goodbye Mcjesus, forever.......(read my newspage)
Eh?
Okay, I'm going to tell everyone I know, Everyone I don't know, and my bug friend in my backyard named pablo, and my chives, and my cereal, and my dog, and the neighborhood cats!
Sweet!
Dude, I have a bigger Weetbix addiction than you, after trying one bar, I bought about 500 boxes. And I'm already on the 25th one!
Mmmmm, Weetbix, awesomest cereal to ever grace earth.
Maybe God decided to have an roulette, and some lucky Australian Angel won (for the first time, since it was completely random on the numbers) and introduced the idea of WeetBix to Bennison Osborne, the creator of Weet-Bix!
*learns about English version of Weetbix, Weetabix*
WOOO! More weet-bix goodness, now in English version!
Also, guy with a Spartan Laser behind you.
Yeah that's my buddy Leonidawesome.
Hey dog, if you need any help with being president or have a position open for lieutenant general of the NG National Military, please contact me.
Uhh.. alright.. but I doubt I'll need much help.
Hey, make a new comic, or shut it down, do either one.
You're getting lazy Mcjesus.
Also, I had to move since I accidentally annihilated my home town with a nuclear meltdown, PM me for why.
A new comic? You mean a new page.. right?
They've got
A power and a force
that you've never seen before.
They've got
the ablilty to morph
and to even up the score.
No one will ever take them down
the power lies on their side
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
They know
the fate of the world is
lying in their hands
They know to only use their
weapons for defense
no one will ever take them
down the power lies on their side
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
you Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
No one will ever
take them down
the power lies on their side
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
PS: Hi, mate.
Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
GO, Planet!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Captain Planet, He's our hero
Gonna take polution down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side
Captain Planet, He's our hero
Gonna take polution down to zero
Gonna help him put assunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
PS: Sup?
Did I say comic, I meant page.
Also, is there a Weetbix Annoymous, because I think i'm addicted, I just sold my Big screen TV for 50000 boxes of Weetbix.
I sold my soul for a lifetimes supply of Weetbix. The jokes on him though, my soul already belongs to someone else. :)
Dude, I think I have a problem.
I sold my soul and eternal fate for a endless supply of Weetbix.
Since I sold my eternal fate, I can't die since my soul won't go anywhere.
My soul already belongs to about 100000000000000000000000000000000000 people, including aliens, so the joke is on him and the other 99999999999999999999999999999 people/aliens/deities/spirits.
Ah.
6+9= 69
Zing!
Dude, I don't feel so well.
*Transforms*
Oh my god, I have superpowers! *cue theme music*
With Cock Joke vision....
With Pico strength.....
With Fulp smarts...
IT'S NG MAN!
Time to jack away!
*snickering teens*
Oh snicker at that will you? TASTE COCK JOKE! *Cock jokeifes them*
Up up and COCK JOKE!
*suit disappears*
God damn it, I knew this super suit wouldn't work, should have used an arc reactor. Wait a minute, 20,000 feet high.............*two minutes later* Wait, how the hell am I still-OH SHI-*crashes*
Wow, I can't believed I survived that.
Wait, Weet-bix, my energy source *takes a weet-bix and pops it in my suit's core*
I'm NG Man!
HELP, NG MAN!
Someone needs my help, sorry Mcjesus, but I have to go!
*If you want to get superpowers, spill nuclear waste on yourself while putting your hand in the modem jack of your computer, while visiting Newgrounds"
Sounds like a plan.
I hope you´re feeling McGreat!
Actually, I'm feeling McSuper!
Hey get back to the comic you! (third arm whips you)
Also, about the third arm (SKIP TO TL;DR VERSION IF LAZY), I tried running Crysis on Very High with all options maxxed on my computer.
Which was hooked to a nuclear power supply.
Which had 10MT of pure explosives packed inside.
Also, nuclear power plants overheat quickly under uncontrolled conditions or very advanced games, ever noticed that?
Also, that overheating can lead to a nuclear explosion that can wipe out a town, say my home town's size...and part of Toronto.
Finally, weet-bix is a great way to get rid of radiation in your body and burn marks, though it transforms that radiation into something that can mutate organics.
TL;DR Version: I caused a nuclear explosion trying to run Crysis on my computer, and it mutated me after I ate some weet-bix to take away the radiation and burn marks.
Hey, it's hard work being in my last year of school!
Last year of school?
Where the hell do you live?
Last time I checked, you had to do three, not four years of high school unless.......
So, you're a genius?
Um. I'm in Australia. This is my 12th year.
so...the good night collab was a failure?
IT WAS AN EPIC WIN
Australia? yay
yay!
Sawdust
Fuck yes.
McJesus
Gotta work on this more goddammit. Only 9 pages and it's been months since I started.