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McJesus

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: My house.
Job: Armed Forces General

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Flash Reviews: 51
Music Reviews: 5
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All Flash Reviews

51 Reviews | 9 w/ Responses

Score: 3
My #1 Newgrounds

"Terrible."

submission: My #1 Newgrounds
date: January 17, 2008

That was horrible, you just posted a screenshot of the front page. Sure it was humourous, but it was effortless.

Regardless, I had to 5 it, under blackmail.

January 17, 2008

Author's Response:

It worked... Wow, I should do that more often :D

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Score: 7
Beat up the Broccoli

"Good stuff my man."

date: September 8, 2007

But could use a giant variety of other choices. Y'know what I'm saying?

September 8, 2007

Author's Response:

You want moar, you'll get moar:D

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Score: 7
Clockday Murder Pt 1

"Uh.."

date: August 15, 2007

BEST ENDING EVER

August 15, 2007

Author's Response:

I'll have a McJesus with cheese.

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Score: 6
Falling Collab

"It's a bit.. :\"

submission: Falling Collab
date: May 14, 2007

This was started and published in 2 days.. and the music doesn't go to the end..... not good.

It's alright though.

Author's Response:

You probably have a slow internet connection. The music does go to the end.

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Score: 10
Invisible Ninja

"That.. that was.. that was.."

submission: Invisible Ninja
date: April 13, 2007

Epic. I cannot believe that you made this in a mere 4 months. I mean, being able to blow up cars with a sock full of nitrogen.. I can't believe ninjas did that stuff. The controls were not the greatest, the 'w' key kept sticking, but other than that it was very smooth :)

So.. an overview;

GRAPHICS:
The ninja, blood, henchman, scenery.. everything.. almost as good as a comic book.. but to life.
STYLE:
I'm still not sure what style is.. I think it's theme or something, but the 1950's feel was so authentic. That backstory at the beginning.. my sister almost cried.
SOUND:
I was fully emersed(?) in this game.. it was like I was the ninja.. amazing. Really.
VIOLENCE:
'nuff said.
INTERACTIVITY:
Like I said, the w key kept sticking, if it didn't you'd get 8. That easter egg on the menu.. great stuff.
HUMOR:
The 'secrets' page.. I can't stop laughing.. I can't even utter those words, it's amazing.

OVERALL:
Awesome. This is going on my favourites.

And.. some extras;
CHEATS:
Go to the cheats option on the menu, and type the following;
o 'killbill' for megalarge swords.
o 'lookitthisammo' unlimited ammo for all weapons
o 'peteycanfly' unlock Petey the Penguin costume.
o 'yaaarghahoy' unlock Blackbeard costume

That's all I figured out.

I hope everyone has as fun playing this game as I did.
This review was almost as fun as playing..

Kudos man.

Kudos.

Author's Response:

Now this is what I call a review. It is people like you that keep me going and creating flash games. You even found the easter egg!!! I can't beleive it. This is amazing. There are 6 other cheats that you didn't find, I usually never reveal anything, but if you have problems PM me, for you it's not a problem.
Now seriously - you really added this to your favourites, didn't you... You sick bastard.

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Score: 6
A Message

"Not the greatest.."

submission: A Message
date: April 9, 2007

I mean.. I didn't really like the art, and the 'old film' look was a bit epileptic..

But the message needed to be said.

Good job.

Author's Response:

i know the art aint all "masterpiece like" but i wanted to finish it asap. i finished it in 3 days. thanks for watching though. Sorry bout the
"old film" look... i guess its bad to rush isnt it?

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Score: 10
Castle III part D

".....I'm speechless."

submission: Castle III part D
date: January 22, 2007

A good thing I'm not showin' this to my brother.. he'd die from over-awesome exposure.

I can't wait for Castle IV.

Seriously.

I can't.

Do it now!

Author's Response:

I'll start sometime, like soon. Thanks

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Score: 9
Blue Yoshi's Coke 2

"Hell yes."

date: December 3, 2006

That was awesome. Fight scenes were v. well animated in my opinion.

But the only thing I found lacking was when the Tekken 5 music started, and it panned over the two yoshis.. there was no close up of teh eyes. Where's the close-up?!

But yeah, that was awesome. Cheers.

Author's Response:

heh i never thought of do that

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Score: 9
A Pokemon Battle Flash

"Genius.."

date: November 1, 2006

Buuuuuuuuuut... you need to work on the sound, eh?

Make sure you work on that.

In other news, this is funneh as.

Good job.

Author's Response:

Thanks. And yes, the sound was a huge problem.

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