..descends from Mt. Sinai
you're not nearly as handsome as me
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LEGO sure does make some good material for photography. Just a little editing in Photoshop and you have a mighty fine picture.
Brilliant idea. I'll whip out photoshop later today.
No.
Oh?
Aprime was here!
Hot diggity dawg!
Then why does it look like a scene from Lord of the Rings?
LotR was scripted from the Bible.
i have the 15 *smash* 10 commadments
That's a zinger folks.
nice '
cheers
Well Mr.McJesus.....
You have officially scared me.
I didn't even get my bedsheet on!
*a hour later and a whole lot of explaining*
Natacon: And that's why you got to Remyl.
LaD: Well, at least she's hot, Let's go fellas!
*in the hallway*
LaD: *crouches* Now, we have to look for Remyl, try to look for a guard that wriggles her ass, that how you can tell.
Mcjesus: *looks at a guy's ass* Ugh, this would be a whole lot better without the whole not Remyl's asses.
*Remyl spots us and runs*
BBR: Damnit.
*inside the woman's bathroom*
LaD: HOLY MCJESUS CHRIST
McJesus: Yeah?
Remyl: Sup.
TITS OR GTFO
ANY SECOND DUDE
Remyl: Guys...I have to tell you something.
LaD: Don't care! That's not your ass talking!
Remyl: *shows butt*
Tom: Aw yeah *April shows us from nowhere*
April: HEY! *slaps tom, then she goes back to nowhere*
Remyl: But, I need compassionate- *gets punched by you*
Mcjesus: Shut up bitch
*Inside Phscoy Tasnmi's room*
Remyl: I want you all INSIDE all of me, I want to make love to you all.
Physcoy: You're supposed to hit her.
All of us: Damn right we're going to hit that!
Physcoy: *blasts Remyl down*
LaD: HEY!
Physcoy: Let's fight.
Mcjesus: Ok.
*a few seconds later*
BBR: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Physcoy: MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Leejay: He can read our minds, we can't do anything.
LaD: If only If I could reach my anti-telepathy serum.....
Mcjesus: Well, we're screwed...wait I can move my right arm! *reaches for serum* Just a little there...
McJesus: Woah I got it!
LaD: Now inject i-HOLY FUCK HE'S TELEPATHICALLY RAPING ME!
Tom, BBR, Bryce, and Leejay: THE PAIN, WE DIDN'T EVEN GO TO PRISON AND WE STILL GOTTEN RAPED!
Mcjesus: *injects serum* Oh thank god.
Physco: So, you gotten past my abilites, but that serum didn't save your friends! *mind controls me*
LaD: Mcjesus.......it's too late..........join us...*pulls out plasma pistol*
Mcjesus: *BEEDLYBEEP,BEEDLYBEEP*
SMC Chief: Mcjesus, he's mind controlling him, you can't shoot him!
SMC Mcjesus: But, how can I stop him? He's going to shoot me!
SMC Chief: You'll have to knock him out physically, I hope you know Martial Arts...*signs out*
Mcjesus: *sighs* I don't, but I'll do my best....
McJesus: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
LaD: Zounds, I am undone!
LaD: *passes out*
Mcjesus: Now for the real fight! *takes out Plasma Rifle*
Physco: Physic Wave! *invisible waves starts wrecking the room*
Mcjesus: *jumps over it* Targeted Shot! *aims at...groin* *fires* *Misses and hits BBR instead*
BBR: OH GEE, THANKS A LOT MCBLIND!
Mcjesus: Knew i should have learned energy weapons more...
Physco: Fire blast!
Mcjesus: OH SH-*turns crispy* *sniffs self* Hey, I smell pretty good. Well, anyway, BURST SHOT! *Fires randomly, but only one hits Physco, while the rest hits BBR*
BBR: OH GOD THE PAIN!
Physco: OH YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?!?! I'VE BEEN CASTRATED!
Mcjesus: *ding* Oh I leveled up!
*Pause*
Mcjesus...ooo, two new perks...I'll get Bloody Mess, and Sharpshooter. Oh, and up my skill with Energy Weapons to 150.
*unpause*
Mcjesus: Take this! *CRTICIAL FAILURE, PLASMA RIFLES BLOWS UP* *BOOOOOOOOM*
Physco: HAHAHAHA!
Mcjesus: Godammnit, the only weapon I have left is this puny pistol.....meh, TARGETED SHOT! *aims for head* *Fires*
The bullet flies out straight to the head, going to kill Physco in the cleanest possible way...and the second the bullet touches Physco, his entire body turns into gore.
Mcjesus: WTF?
BBR: WTF?
Tom: WTF?
Bryce: WTF?
Guy standing on the sidelines: omg goin on my LJ
Lad: Ohhh, my head *sees gore*..................WTF?
Mcjesus: Ok, we get it, now let's move on.
*Outside the room*
Remyl: Wait, there mines here.
BBR: *whispers to you* Oh now she tells us early.
Remyl: Just follow my foot-
LaD: Or we could just crawl, so we can pick up the mines without setting them off.
Bryce: Sounds like a much better idea.
Remyl: Fine, do it your way.
McJesus: IM GONNA CHARGE EM *runs aimlessly through minefield* Sweet!
LaD: What the..
LaD: Well what do you know, their duds.
*laser sight comes out*
Remyl: What is this?
Leejay: Are you really that stupid, that's a fucking sniper sight!
Remyl: What are you talking about? *several shots are heard* WTF was that? *gets shot repeatedly in the legs, arms, and two miss her head*
Bryce: *shouts to the other Hangar* You missed her head! Try again!
*at the hangar*
Sniper Dina Wlof: Wait, you want me to actually kill her?
All of us: YES!
Dina:....Ok, *aims for head and shoots*
LaD: Yes, Yes, yes!
Mcjesus: Get your bets here, bet whether it will be clean or messy, bet right now! Betting shops close, you have to see the results!
BBR: Come on, come on!
*bullet suddenly stops, moves up, then goes forward against the wall*
LaD:....GOD DAMN IT, SHE'S A IMPORTANT PLOT CHARACTER!
Wlof: Shit!
Mcjesus: So.....wanna join us?
Wlof: Meh, why not?
*pause*
You got-HOLY SHIT SHE'S STRIPPING!
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Are these the ones he drops and breaks?
They're low-quality. Like Crisis on your computer.
Sticky
He comes back from god with two stone tablets and the only thing written on them is lego in tiny illegible writing?
McJesus
The bible has been known to over-exaggerate.