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Join Keemoc!

Posted by McJesus - December 8th, 2007


-----JOIN KEEMOC!----

So I've started a webcomic of sorts.. like a normal comic book but uploaded weekly or something.. you can read my outline here..

Here's the site; http://www.freewebs.com/keemoc

So Newgrounds, what I ask of you is;

Name: Your real name.
Age: Current age.
Country of residence: Not all users will derive from Perth, Australia. So this would help.
Voice clip: [optional] By sending me a voice clip, I can determine how you're likely to speak. This isn't necessary, because not all people have microphones.
Picture of your head/fully body shot: Include links in your comment, or link me to them via pm if you're a bit shy. This is so I can both (a) figure out if you look interesting enough, so I can let you to be in my comic, and (b) take a guess at what you'd look like in 2 or 3 years in the future (hence the age)
Style of clothes: What you're likely to wear now or in the near future. (the story is based 2 or 3 years in the future.. so your clothes shouldn't change too much.

I should prolly tell you what you're signing up for..

Where YOU come in;
You're browsing the General Forum, when you come across a locked thread called "Get super powers!" You figure you could get a laugh out of reading what this fool had to say.
So you click on the thread.

It's a topic by me, and the main body of the text reads;

Guys, remember that topic I posted about me talking about turning into a girl? Well, I figured out how! I went to this trippy art convention, and bought this drink[link to picture of container].

Guys.

I've looked up on Wiki about the drink, and I found this site.. detailing on how it works.. and I know just what it does.

Apparently, when you take a sip, you'll get (a) a power (chosen at random) and (b) a physical change (also chosen at random). The physical change can be reversed by taking another sip, but some of the physical changes take up so much energy, that it's often permanent. These include 'extra limbs (varies between legs and arms, sometimes heads', 'change of sex', 'change of overall skin's texture' and 'turning into an anthromorph or animal'.

So if you're interested, please pm me. I don't want to be alone in this. ._.

You scroll down and see about 6 'loser' or 'gtfo', before you see Enoll locking the thread with "Yeah.. *cough* right."

Now you're an easily amused kinda guy (or girl :o), so you decide to pm me.

I reply with something like

I'm glad somebody took me seriously.. how soon can I fly you to Australia?

You're a fairly responsible person, so you tell me sometime within the next week. You've got not many relationships that really need you there. And anyway, it's just a guy(?) on the internet. You can handle yourself.

So with the help of paypal, and a couple days conversing over details on how you're gonna make it, you find yourself at my door about a week or two later.

You knock on the door. Nobody answers. You knock again. Nothing.

You're about to leave when the door opens, and this chick is standing at the door.

"Who the hell are you?" you say.
"Well.. I'm McJesus. :\" the chick replies.

":o"

The story would progress, as you merely chill at my house for a couple more weeks, until I have about 10-15 people who took up my request. Until the night of which all took a sip from the liquid container.

So, please, if you're even interested in a cameo, all I need is;

Name: Your real name.
Age: Current age.
Country of residence: Not all users will derive from Perth, Australia. So this would help.
Voice clip: [optional] By sending me a voice clip, I can determine how you're likely to speak. This isn't necessary, because not all people have microphones.
Picture of your head/fully body shot: Include links in your comment, or link me to them via pm if you're a bit shy. This is so I can both (a) figure out if you look interesting enough, so I can let you to be in my comic, and (b) take a guess at what you'd look like in 2 or 3 years in the future (hence the age)
Style of clothes: What you're likely to wear now or in the near future. (the story is based 2 or 3 years in the future.. so your clothes shouldn't change too much.

Its totally free. :D

And even if you fail horribly at requesting, I could still throw you in randomly on my quick looks at Newgrounds, or even through the mystical adventures we have. :o


Comments

Name: Jerome
Age: 13....FINE I'M NOT 13! I'm 12 :(
Country: Philippines. Basically a mix between Spain, Japan and America. A poor country though
Head and body shot: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/876639/1">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 76639/1</a> Ignore my faggotry.
Style of clothes: A track jacket and some mildly torn Levi's.
Voice: Says intelligent things, but is cancelled out by a high pitched voice.

Add me please :3

Far too young. :(

Name: Mike Keating
Age: 11 (just the average Newgrounder).
Country of residence: England (I live in London).
Voice clip: None
Picture of your head/fully body shot: I haven't got any recent photos, but this is me about two to three years ago:
<a href="http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/17219000/ngbbs48a9b3e30d89d.jpg">http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/17219000 /ngbbs48a9b3e30d89d.jpg</a>

I bet I fucked up somewhere.

the 11 years old bit was where you messed up. :p