you're not nearly as handsome as me
Age 32, Male
Miscreant
Joined on 10/4/05
Posted by McJesus - April 13th, 2008
So there's this Newgrounds Presidential Elections right? Well I signed up in the preliminary's and I got through to the finals! Awesome!
But what I'm going to ask of you is not to mindlessly vote for me. What I want you guys to do is to vote for who you want to vote for.
Just letting you guys know. :D
Hello there. Opponent.
YOU.
About god damn time, it's time we get a responsible leader around here!
Wait....when the hell did Newgrounds start to vote for Presidents? And who was the first one?
This is the first one. :D
Heil McJesus! Oh wait, presidential elections, right?
: Fuck!
Heil mein Fuhrer!
I vote Big_Will dammit! Do you still go to grab?
Yeah occasionally.. but call me Will or McJesus here.
I forgot my account and password there. Didn't you have 4 accounts?
Haha I think like 20 at one stage.
Damn, anyway to know who's in the lead, or are you forced to wait to see the results?
Also, mind if I hide here, I got some people hunting for me, and I want to lay low.
I believe we have to wait. Sure, feel free to hide. Just leave the money on the table when you leave.
HEY, THERE HE IS!
Oh shit, Gotta run! *runs* *runs back*
How much do I owe you?
$1000 bucks.
Goddamnit *gives you $1000* SEE YA! *runs away*
Woo hoo! A grand!
YOU WON!
I know! :D
Hail the NG Chief!
Mcjesus, time to make your inauguration speech.
Done and done. :)
Can I have some sort of job in your goverment involving the Secret Service?
Well if you prove yourself able, I can't see why not.
As President, what are you going to change around here?
Well to be honest, until I strike conversation with Mr. Fulp, there's little I really can do.
May I be part of your team? Great McJesus?
Perhaps. Let me mull this over.
McZero
>:O 1st comment, also I know you're gonna win! With my promotional flash you are gonna roxxorz! Can I see a sketch of you? How do you wanna be seen as? SuperMS Paint Brawl Mcjesus? Classic or new version?
McJesus
Promotional flash eh? I'll of course need to see this myself before distributed. New version. Dark red stick, yellow halo. Large eyebrows.