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Posted by McJesus - October 3rd, 2007


First off, does anybody know a better alternative to freewebs for Keemoc? Freewebs is fine and all.. but I've heard harsh critism against that.

Secondly, 6th page may be late. Really late. I can't find any artliner pens (the pen I use to ink my art with) and that's vital. D:

D:

But yeah.

WHATFOR


Posted by McJesus - October 1st, 2007


Keemoc

So yep, there's the 5th page.

And yes, I'm jumping out of the window.

On a bike.

:D

Also; here's the first 5 pages bundled up in a single image.

So yeah, enjoy.

5th Page is up.. finally


Posted by McJesus - September 27th, 2007


I've been forced to do this and that, regarding overdue homework.

Ahh well, I've got only one more day of school, then two weeks of holidays.

I might even be able to do extra comics then.

:3


Posted by McJesus - September 17th, 2007


Shower me with <3?

http://www.freewebs.com/keemoc/

Oh, and with posting.. well I'm not even trying anymore.

Proof.


Posted by McJesus - September 11th, 2007


My bookmarks are gone.

And I had about a hundred of them.

Please look at;

Want to be a major cameo in my comic? Click here!

OH DEAR GOD DONT CLICK THIS

\flamboyancy


Posted by McJesus - September 10th, 2007


Remember that comic where I turned into a chick?

Well after a short hiatus, Keemoc is back for it's 3rd page.

And guess what?

THERE'S A SHIRTLESS SCENE OF ME

I'm sure you'll all love me now.

http://www.freewebs.com/keemoc/index.h tm


Posted by McJesus - August 29th, 2007


insipidmortal wrote this.. and frankly I don't want to rewrite it. Here's his journal.

"Ok ok, it all started at school. We alternate between public service and recreation. I was on the recreation rounds, and thus was going bowling. Now, where I live, there are a lot of dodgey places, the bowling place was one of these. The lanes are dirty, and the machines always broke.

None the less, we had fun. We would scream and cheer when we got strikes. Naturally, i was starving, and the fact that i was lazy led me to send Jesse to get my food. I sent him on a quest with 20 dollars in his hand. Returning 15 minutes later, with $1.50 and nothing else. The food was delayed, and my rage was beggining to grow. I had spent $18.50 on two drinks and a small bowl of chips.

A small annoying little man brought the chips, it was in a half empty small bowl. I was infuriated, but still said nothing. A little while later he returned clutching two can sized cardboard containers. He handed me it, with $3.50 claiming he accidentally charged me for three drinks. $15 dollars is still a lot to pay for a small morsel of food.

At this point, I was pissed beyond all belief. I ate my food and drank spitefully. And thats when I hatched a devious little plan. Willy (better known here as Mcjesus) had brought his school bag. We had just finnished the last game. And everyone began to take off their bowling shoes. I took mine off, and as jesse walked past the teacher, i slipped them into willys bag, and pulled the zip tight. Willy hadn't realised I had done it, he grabbed his bag and walked past me. I caught up with him, and whispered harshley "don't open you're bag until we are at school'. We left the bowling arena, caught the bus back. And me and willy made our way to cover. There, i grabbed the shoes out of his bag, and slipped them into mine.

$15 is far to much to pay for those morsels of food, but it seemed quite fitting for a pair of bowling shoes."

It's all true.

Pics later.

Yay 500 whole private messages! :D

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Did you recently ban me? I think you did. Please click here.

ALSO YAY 20 NEWS POSTSTSTSSS.

\flamboyancy


Posted by McJesus - August 28th, 2007


If you're the one who banned me, and you're reading this, mind sending me a private message? First off, I want to know who, and.. well it wasn't supposed to be spam. ):

So yeah, I was banned. AGAIN


Posted by McJesus - August 26th, 2007



Posted by McJesus - August 20th, 2007


RUN OH GOD RUN

WHAT HAVE I DONE