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McJesus

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: My house.
Job: Armed Forces General

I REPLY TO ALL UR COMMETNS IN MAH WEBLOGS D:<

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5th Page is up.. finally

Posted by McJesus Oct. 1, 2007 @ 2:16 AM EDT

Keemoc

So yep, there's the 5th page.

And yes, I'm jumping out of the window.

On a bike.

:D

Also; here's the first 5 pages bundled up in a single image.

So yeah, enjoy.

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Updated: 12/07/07 9:21 AM 5 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
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Sorry for the delay on 5th page

Posted by McJesus Sep. 27, 2007 @ 9:40 AM EDT

I've been forced to do this and that, regarding overdue homework.

Ahh well, I've got only one more day of school, then two weeks of holidays.

I might even be able to do extra comics then.

:3

Updated: 12/07/07 9:20 AM 1 comment | Comments disabled | Share this!
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4th Page of Keemoc is up!

Posted by McJesus Sep. 17, 2007 @ 7:42 AM EDT

Shower me with <3?

http://www.freewebs.com/keemoc/

Oh, and with posting.. well I'm not even trying anymore.

Proof.

Updated: 12/07/07 9:20 AM 6 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
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I'm going to murder all of you.

Posted by McJesus Sep. 11, 2007 @ 9:42 AM EDT

My bookmarks are gone.

And I had about a hundred of them.

Please look at;

Want to be a major cameo in my comic? Click here!

OH DEAR GOD DONT CLICK THIS

\flamboyancy

Updated: 12/07/07 9:19 AM 5 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
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3nd page of Keemoc is up!

Posted by McJesus Sep. 10, 2007 @ 8:57 AM EDT

Remember that comic where I turned into a chick?

Well after a short hiatus, Keemoc is back for it's 3rd page.

And guess what?

THERE'S A SHIRTLESS SCENE OF ME

I'm sure you'll all love me now.

http://www.freewebs.com/keemoc/index.h tm

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I was an accessory to crime ):

Posted by McJesus Aug. 29, 2007 @ 9:08 AM EDT

insipidmortal wrote this.. and frankly I don't want to rewrite it. Here's his journal.

"Ok ok, it all started at school. We alternate between public service and recreation. I was on the recreation rounds, and thus was going bowling. Now, where I live, there are a lot of dodgey places, the bowling place was one of these. The lanes are dirty, and the machines always broke.

None the less, we had fun. We would scream and cheer when we got strikes. Naturally, i was starving, and the fact that i was lazy led me to send Jesse to get my food. I sent him on a quest with 20 dollars in his hand. Returning 15 minutes later, with $1.50 and nothing else. The food was delayed, and my rage was beggining to grow. I had spent $18.50 on two drinks and a small bowl of chips.

A small annoying little man brought the chips, it was in a half empty small bowl. I was infuriated, but still said nothing. A little while later he returned clutching two can sized cardboard containers. He handed me it, with $3.50 claiming he accidentally charged me for three drinks. $15 dollars is still a lot to pay for a small morsel of food.

At this point, I was pissed beyond all belief. I ate my food and drank spitefully. And thats when I hatched a devious little plan. Willy (better known here as Mcjesus) had brought his school bag. We had just finnished the last game. And everyone began to take off their bowling shoes. I took mine off, and as jesse walked past the teacher, i slipped them into willys bag, and pulled the zip tight. Willy hadn't realised I had done it, he grabbed his bag and walked past me. I caught up with him, and whispered harshley "don't open you're bag until we are at school'. We left the bowling arena, caught the bus back. And me and willy made our way to cover. There, i grabbed the shoes out of his bag, and slipped them into mine.

$15 is far to much to pay for those morsels of food, but it seemed quite fitting for a pair of bowling shoes."

It's all true.

Pics later.

Yay 500 whole private messages! :D

Please look at;

Want to be a major cameo in my comic? Click here!

OH DEAR GOD DONT CLICK THIS

Did you recently ban me? I think you did. Please click here.

ALSO YAY 20 NEWS POSTSTSTSSS.

\flamboyancy

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So yeah, I was banned. AGAIN

Posted by McJesus Aug. 28, 2007 @ 9:51 AM EDT

If you're the one who banned me, and you're reading this, mind sending me a private message? First off, I want to know who, and.. well it wasn't supposed to be spam. ):

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Full-time cameos wanted for webcomic!

Posted by McJesus Aug. 26, 2007 @ 10:20 AM EDT

Relocated.

Updated: 12/08/07 8:43 AM 12 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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WHAT HAVE I DONE

Posted by McJesus Aug. 20, 2007 @ 9:48 AM EDT

RUN OH GOD RUN

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Updated: 12/07/07 9:19 AM 9 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
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Ugh.

Posted by McJesus Aug. 19, 2007 @ 7:40 PM EDT

Edit:: LOL NVM

Updated: 09/14/07 5:55 AM 0 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!

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