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McJesus

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: My house.
Job: Armed Forces General

I REPLY TO ALL UR COMMETNS IN MAH WEBLOGS D:<

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Aw hell

Posted by McJesus Dec. 6, 2007 @ 9:48 PM EST

Banned for posting in a spam thread.

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I'm taking part in some collab?

Posted by McJesus Nov. 22, 2007 @ 8:44 AM EST

There's my part. I'll say nothing more.

Here's v1 and v2. Unfortunately, the dude wanted 12fps, so the one at the top will have to suffice.

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Updated: 11/23/07 4:38 AM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
McJesus

The Atheist Test

Posted by McJesus Nov. 8, 2007 @ 8:22 AM EST

Unfortunately, I cannot properly create my own witty version of what I have found (previous to finding the site). So here it is.

Tl;dr; you don't know everything, so you are not able to make an absolute statement like "There is no God." You have to know everything, every bloody atom top to bottom, back to front to know if there is no god or not.

Tl;dr of the tl;dr; you are agnostic.

EDIT:: Please read the site before replying, don't think you know everything. D:
Also, don't go mental at me, I'm not one of those crazy crazy christians that'll resort to swearing and other hypocritical manner. That and I'm not gonna think less if you don't become Christian or whatever. And don't think I'm trying to convert anyone.

etc etc.

Updated: 11/09/07 2:19 AM 19 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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23rd October

Posted by McJesus Oct. 23, 2007 @ 10:08 AM EDT

I made what was possibly the greatest save in soccer in the history of gay sports. The enemy advanced upon us, to which they added with a shot straight to the goal. I was infact not the goalie, so it was imperative that I not use my hands. I literally jumped into the air, and like something out of Matrix everything slowed down. As I landed, the ball was reflected off my knee, and the game played on.

Unfortunately, words cannot describe said event. Talk to one of the witnesses, he might have a better story. But most likely not.

Updated: 12/07/07 9:22 AM 7 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
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22nd October

Posted by McJesus Oct. 22, 2007 @ 5:19 AM EDT

HELP ON SIDESCROLLER ACTIONSHCRIPT IN FLASH PLZ

Any and all help would be greatly appreciated.

Hell, if you help me flash hows I wants to flash, I'll let everybody know! :D

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350 000 dollar ransom for a DOG. How ridiculous is that?

On a completely unrelated note, the voiceover dude sounds like a pansy.

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I just took a big bite out of a pie.

Turns out it was my mother's.

And it was baked at a bazillion degrees, so my tongue raped me.

And that's why I was late to work.

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You know that right vs. left brain test that EVERYBODY is talking about? Well I see it Clockwise, and I drew clothes to prove it.

And it doesn't reverse you idiots.

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Updated: 12/07/07 9:22 AM 1 comment | Comments disabled | Share this!
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Bored?

Posted by McJesus Oct. 14, 2007 @ 11:59 AM EDT

http://www.stumbleupon.com/

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Keemoc on Hiatus

Posted by McJesus Oct. 14, 2007 @ 7:48 AM EDT

Sorry lads, exams and such are coming up, and I've only got like 6 weeks, so I can't do Keemoc right now.

You understand.

If you don't, get the hell away from me.

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NEW BANENR@!#@@!!111

Posted by McJesus Oct. 7, 2007 @ 9:54 AM EDT

Whatfor. COMMENTZ
/filter rape

Updated: 11/01/08 8:52 PM 7 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
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6th paige

Posted by McJesus Oct. 5, 2007 @ 3:46 AM EDT

You should know the website by now faggots.

http://www.freewebs.com/keemoc

D:<

Updated: 11/01/08 8:51 PM 4 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
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A couple things

Posted by McJesus Oct. 3, 2007 @ 10:45 AM EDT

First off, does anybody know a better alternative to freewebs for Keemoc? Freewebs is fine and all.. but I've heard harsh critism against that.

Secondly, 6th page may be late. Really late. I can't find any artliner pens (the pen I use to ink my art with) and that's vital. D:

D:

But yeah.

WHATFOR

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