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McJesus

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: My house.
Job: Armed Forces General

I REPLY TO ALL UR COMMETNS IN MAH WEBLOGS D:<

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Sign-Up Date:
10/4/05

Level: 26
Aura: Dark

Rank: Safety Patrol
Blams: 193
Saves: 163
Rank #: 23,326

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 7,070 / 7,510
Exp. Rank #: 2,357
Voting Pow.: 6.74 votes

BBS Posts: 7,608 (4.92 per day)
Flash Reviews: 51
Music Reviews: 6
Trophies: 1
Stickers: 0

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McJesus

LOL CAPS LOCK

Posted by McJesus Feb. 14, 2008 @ 7:01 AM EST

HAPPY OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK THURSDAY

FIRST ANNUAL OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK THURSDAY
SECOND ANNUAL OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK THURSDAY

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Updated: 05/04/09 9:54 AM 29 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
McJesus

I sprained my ankle.

Posted by McJesus Feb. 8, 2008 @ 9:22 PM EST

It hurts.

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Updated: 02/08/08 9:28 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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ZOMG COMMISSION

Posted by McJesus Feb. 1, 2008 @ 9:37 AM EST

WTF DO I DO

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OH SHI

Posted by McJesus Jan. 26, 2008 @ 5:57 PM EST

Take that.. everyone.

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Updated: 01/27/08 12:07 AM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
McJesus

bigbadron strikes again

Posted by McJesus Dec. 26, 2007 @ 8:58 PM EST

Too bad, eh? We had a good run.

And now he's gone and baleet it. ):

Updated: 01/02/08 5:02 PM 23 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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NG BBS Awards 07

Posted by McJesus Dec. 19, 2007 @ 2:55 AM EST

The thread

At 12/17/07 11:13 PM, TacticalShoe wrote:
: Most Underrated:

At 12/18/07 09:45 AM, Zephyrlot wrote:
: Most Underrated:

At 12/18/07 08:13 AM, tekcos wrote:
: : Best Artist:

At 12/18/07 01:50 PM, Red-Scorpion wrote:
: : Best Artist:

At 12/18/07 04:25 AM, superstatguy wrote:
: : Most Improved:

At 12/18/07 04:19 AM, Searp3nt wrote:
: : Master Creator:
: : Best Poster:

At 12/18/07 05:09 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote:
: : Master Creator:
: : Most Underrated:

EDIT

At 12/19/07 10:10 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote:
: : Biggest Spammer:

^^lol

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this is an INSANE haul. :D

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Join my comic; Keemoc!
Are you good at sidescroller games? Super Mario style?
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Keemoc is coming back!

Posted by McJesus Dec. 8, 2007 @ 8:41 AM EST

Soon enough of course. I've started the colouring process.. man getting around to this has been hell. >:U

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Join my comic; Keemoc!
Are you good at sidescroller games? Super Mario style?
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Join Keemoc!

Posted by McJesus Dec. 8, 2007 @ 8:37 AM EST

-----JOIN KEEMOC!----

So I've started a webcomic of sorts.. like a normal comic book but uploaded weekly or something.. you can read my outline here..

Here's the site; http://www.freewebs.com/keemoc

So Newgrounds, what I ask of you is;

Name: Your real name.
Age: Current age.
Country of residence: Not all users will derive from Perth, Australia. So this would help.
Voice clip: [optional] By sending me a voice clip, I can determine how you're likely to speak. This isn't necessary, because not all people have microphones.
Picture of your head/fully body shot: Include links in your comment, or link me to them via pm if you're a bit shy. This is so I can both (a) figure out if you look interesting enough, so I can let you to be in my comic, and (b) take a guess at what you'd look like in 2 or 3 years in the future (hence the age)
Style of clothes: What you're likely to wear now or in the near future. (the story is based 2 or 3 years in the future.. so your clothes shouldn't change too much.

I should prolly tell you what you're signing up for..

Where YOU come in;
You're browsing the General Forum, when you come across a locked thread called "Get super powers!" You figure you could get a laugh out of reading what this fool had to say.
So you click on the thread.

It's a topic by me, and the main body of the text reads;

Guys, remember that topic I posted about me talking about turning into a girl? Well, I figured out how! I went to this trippy art convention, and bought this drink[link to picture of container].

Guys.

I've looked up on Wiki about the drink, and I found this site.. detailing on how it works.. and I know just what it does.

Apparently, when you take a sip, you'll get (a) a power (chosen at random) and (b) a physical change (also chosen at random). The physical change can be reversed by taking another sip, but some of the physical changes take up so much energy, that it's often permanent. These include 'extra limbs (varies between legs and arms, sometimes heads', 'change of sex', 'change of overall skin's texture' and 'turning into an anthromorph or animal'.

So if you're interested, please pm me. I don't want to be alone in this. ._.

You scroll down and see about 6 'loser' or 'gtfo', before you see Enoll locking the thread with "Yeah.. *cough* right."

Now you're an easily amused kinda guy (or girl :o), so you decide to pm me.

I reply with something like

I'm glad somebody took me seriously.. how soon can I fly you to Australia?

You're a fairly responsible person, so you tell me sometime within the next week. You've got not many relationships that really need you there. And anyway, it's just a guy(?) on the internet. You can handle yourself.

So with the help of paypal, and a couple days conversing over details on how you're gonna make it, you find yourself at my door about a week or two later.

You knock on the door. Nobody answers. You knock again. Nothing.

You're about to leave when the door opens, and this chick is standing at the door.

"Who the hell are you?" you say.
"Well.. I'm McJesus. :\" the chick replies.

":o"

The story would progress, as you merely chill at my house for a couple more weeks, until I have about 10-15 people who took up my request. Until the night of which all took a sip from the liquid container.

So, please, if you're even interested in a cameo, all I need is;

Name: Your real name.
Age: Current age.
Country of residence: Not all users will derive from Perth, Australia. So this would help.
Voice clip: [optional] By sending me a voice clip, I can determine how you're likely to speak. This isn't necessary, because not all people have microphones.
Picture of your head/fully body shot: Include links in your comment, or link me to them via pm if you're a bit shy. This is so I can both (a) figure out if you look interesting enough, so I can let you to be in my comic, and (b) take a guess at what you'd look like in 2 or 3 years in the future (hence the age)
Style of clothes: What you're likely to wear now or in the near future. (the story is based 2 or 3 years in the future.. so your clothes shouldn't change too much.

Its totally free. :D

And even if you fail horribly at requesting, I could still throw you in randomly on my quick looks at Newgrounds, or even through the mystical adventures we have. :o

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