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McJesus

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: My house.
Job: Armed Forces General

I REPLY TO ALL UR COMMETNS IN MAH WEBLOGS D:<

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I am loaded.

Posted by McJesus Sep. 3, 2009 @ 5:18 AM EDT

$36,609. Thanks for holding onto that for the last 16, Public Trust Fund. :)

($30,711 USD)

EDIT:: Ha, suck it. Most of it is gone into a term deposit account, and most of the remainder is being used on bills that we've racked up. NO LEECH 4 U

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Printer troubled no more!

Posted by McJesus May. 20, 2009 @ 3:03 PM EDT

So for a while our printer has been taking in paper weird, causing stuff that is printed to come out wonky and creased. I finally figured out what was up; somebody's aviators fell down the side of the printer.

..yeah, I know. :|

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LOL CAPS LOCK

Posted by McJesus May. 4, 2009 @ 9:52 AM EDT

HAPPY OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK THURSDAY

FIRST ANNUAL OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK THURSDAY
SECOND ANNUAL OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK THURSDAY

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McJesus

So.. Keemoc.

Posted by McJesus Apr. 23, 2009 @ 8:50 AM EDT

Keemoc.
Yeah. Hit a bit of a deadend. I'm gonna start over.
THAT'S RIGHT. ALL OVER. A YEARS WORTH OF WORK. THAT'S AROUND TEN PAGES.

DO YOU SEE WHY I'M STARTING OVER NOW?
TEN GODDAMN PAGES
IT TOOK A YEAR

NEVER AGAIN.

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McJesus

BUSHFIYAH?

Posted by McJesus Apr. 12, 2009 @ 3:28 AM EDT

BUSHFIYAH!

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CONSULATE GENERAL OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA

Posted by McJesus Apr. 1, 2009 @ 3:49 AM EDT

NO ONE ENTERS CHINA
NO ONE LEAVES CHINA

NO WHITE PEOPLE ALLOWED

LEAVE FOODBABIES AT DOORSTEP

VISITORS WILL BE SHOT

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McJesus

I have an interview!

Posted by McJesus Mar. 4, 2009 @ 10:25 AM EST

Oh wait, no I don't.
THANKS FOR CANCELLING ON ME JACKASSES

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Twitter!!1

Posted by McJesus Feb. 28, 2009 @ 1:04 AM EST

ALIASES ARE THE BOMB
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW MY REAL NAME MUAHAHA

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McJesus

GIRLFRIENDS AGE?

Posted by McJesus Feb. 24, 2009 @ 9:34 AM EST

SHFIFTY-SHIX
wait

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IS THAT SUM KEEMOC

Posted by McJesus Nov. 8, 2008 @ 6:20 AM EST

HAHAHAHA

IT LIVES

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